TMB TOOTORIAL V.1: 4 Hr. Sleep Program

1. Wake up. (9:00am)
2. Wake up again and brush teeth & wash face. (11:45am)
3. Throw on some fresh gear or preferably what your wore the night before. (11:55am)
4. Pocket check items: Keys, Newports, Celly, & Cream. (12 noon)
5. Stumble to Mama's Felafel joint and grab a "small with hot sauce". (12:15pm)
6. Eat, drink, smoke, make calls and get on train. (12:45)
7. Get to work 23 fashionable minutes late for a "slackers edge". (1:23pm)
8. Work, make calls and blog for approx. (6) hours. (1:28pm)
9. Punch out. (7:35pm)
10. Smoke and make calls. (7:36pm)
11. Go home and knock out approx. (3) flyers, email and make calls. (7:55pm)
12. Go to studio (9:00pm)
13. Paint, talk shit, smoke, drink & paint for as long as you can. (9:30pm)
14. Lock up studio and leave (3:30am)
15. Go home and eat (1) glazed twist donut and drink (4) cups of coffee. (3:50am)
16. Illustrate new s**t and produce promo for whatever you do. (4:00am)
17. Post promo on myspace.com , facebook.com, "your blog" and send emails. (5:15 am)
18. Double check all that s**t and smoke (4) Newports. (5:45)
19. Shut down computer and lightly dose in computer chair. (6:15)
20. Go to bed. (7:00)

Follow these instructions daily from age 20 to 27. Then proceed with success.

Warning!!!!! DO NOT COMPLAIN DURING USE!!!
May cause loss of squad, loss of clientele, loss of doe, unsatisfied spouse and insufficient work hours.

Side effects include:
Grumpiness, Headache, Backache, Staggered breathing, Extra cash, Sneaker addiction, Sleep apnea and painful honesty.

Bung.