TMB TOOTORIAL V.2: The Anatomy of a Smack

From time to time, in this day and age life can be very stressful. In these moments of anxiety, anger, animosity or peevishness you may feel like you have no means of resolution. You may have just been fired, humiliated, disrespected (or the always severe) having your brand new EXCLUSIVE Nike Dunks stepped on and defiled. In times like these you will indubitably ask yourself "What the F**K Son!!!". Then you will wonder "What can I do to feel better about myself?" Well in the words of my Oldheads, "Smack the S**t Outta 'Em!!"

Now, the appropraite technique is crucial. You wouldn't want a stray smack to ricochet out of control and in result: hurt yourself. You also would'nt want to be inaccurate and miss, as this may cause you to have the s**t smacked out of YOU. The approprate smack can be clearly illustrated on smack # 7 on the video above. So when smacking always make sure to execute following this small checklist.

1. Make sure the "smackee" is within your palm range.
2. Make sure your hand is firm but not stiff, as you will lose the much needed sound effect at the point of contact. (Moist palms are preferred.)
3. Maintain eye contact to add to the "intimidation factor."
4. Swing quick with an "L" shaped arm position, then in midswing snap the elbow forward,then back, and finally extend. It also helps to add an exclaimatory statement upon impact. Such as "MUTHAF**KA!!
5. Always remember to follow through. It will add to smack power, increase a chance at a continuing attack and will ultimately add an "air" of professionalism.

Follow these easy steps and in no time you'll be "letting it fly" with absolute domination. Thank You for participating in yet another TMB TOOTORIAL!! Smack Safely!!

Disclaimer:
We're only JOKING! We here at The Most Beautifullest DO NOT condone violence. We DO NOT encourage violence or the use of content in this blog post. We DO NOT have any affiliation with the author, competitors, or anyone involved with the video in this blog post. We do in fact condone Self Defense when necessary. We also feel like we shouldn't have have to disclaim this blog post but there are quite a bit of morons, assholes and mentally unstable psychos surfing the internet.

Bung.