TMB TOOTORIAL V.2: The Anatomy of a Smack

From time to time, in this day and age life can be very stressful. In these moments of anxiety, anger, animosity or peevishness you may feel like you have no means of resolution. You may have just been fired, humiliated, disrespected (or the always severe) having your brand new EXCLUSIVE Nike Dunks stepped on and defiled. In times like these you will indubitably ask yourself "What the F**K Son!!!". Then you will wonder "What can I do to feel better about myself?" Well in the words of my Oldheads, "Smack the S**t Outta 'Em!!"

Now, the appropraite technique is crucial. You wouldn't want a stray smack to ricochet out of control and in result: hurt yourself. You also would'nt want to be inaccurate and miss, as this may cause you to have the s**t smacked out of YOU. The approprate smack can be clearly illustrated on smack # 7 on the video above. So when smacking always make sure to execute following this small checklist.

1. Make sure the "smackee" is within your palm range.
2. Make sure your hand is firm but not stiff, as you will lose the much needed sound effect at the point of contact. (Moist palms are preferred.)
3. Maintain eye contact to add to the "intimidation factor."
4. Swing quick with an "L" shaped arm position, then in midswing snap the elbow forward,then back, and finally extend. It also helps to add an exclaimatory statement upon impact. Such as "MUTHAF**KA!!
5. Always remember to follow through. It will add to smack power, increase a chance at a continuing attack and will ultimately add an "air" of professionalism.

Follow these easy steps and in no time you'll be "letting it fly" with absolute domination. Thank You for participating in yet another TMB TOOTORIAL!! Smack Safely!!

Disclaimer:
We're only JOKING! We here at The Most Beautifullest DO NOT condone violence. We DO NOT encourage violence or the use of content in this blog post. We DO NOT have any affiliation with the author, competitors, or anyone involved with the video in this blog post. We do in fact condone Self Defense when necessary. We also feel like we shouldn't have have to disclaim this blog post but there are quite a bit of morons, assholes and mentally unstable psychos surfing the internet.

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For the Slang Impaired

Every person I know that's Hip Hop got love for Starks. The production be off the hook, the concepts are fresh but there's always that one question that lingers in any conversation about Ghost: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKIN ABOUT?

Now, first I thought: Oh I aint from Shaolin so I don't know the slang....Wrong. Then I thought well maybe I aint Hip Hop enough....Wrong. Then finally I thought: Maybe I aint the only one. So I'm about to be on some other shit for a minute. I'm on a quest to DECODE GHOST.

I'd like to come to a general concensus with yall about the meaning in the content of any and every Ghostface track. Long story short I need yall help. So for instance...If you think (a guess is good enough) you know what "scotty wally cop it to me" means....Lemme know. Till then we can just mumble the lyrics like we understand.

Bung.

Disclaimer:
A. By no means am I claiming: to have the slang down, know exactly what the songs mean, know Ghost, Ironman or anybody from Starks Enterprises. I'm just tired of guessing and don't front like ya'll don't feel the same way.
B. This is for laughs and a tribute to the slang master general " Mr. Coles." No disrespect Ghost! I ain't tryin to step on your toes dunny.....I just gots to know.

TMB TOOTORIAL V.1: 4 Hr. Sleep Program

1. Wake up. (9:00am)
2. Wake up again and brush teeth & wash face. (11:45am)
3. Throw on some fresh gear or preferably what your wore the night before. (11:55am)
4. Pocket check items: Keys, Newports, Celly, & Cream. (12 noon)
5. Stumble to Mama's Felafel joint and grab a "small with hot sauce". (12:15pm)
6. Eat, drink, smoke, make calls and get on train. (12:45)
7. Get to work 23 fashionable minutes late for a "slackers edge". (1:23pm)
8. Work, make calls and blog for approx. (6) hours. (1:28pm)
9. Punch out. (7:35pm)
10. Smoke and make calls. (7:36pm)
11. Go home and knock out approx. (3) flyers, email and make calls. (7:55pm)
12. Go to studio (9:00pm)
13. Paint, talk shit, smoke, drink & paint for as long as you can. (9:30pm)
14. Lock up studio and leave (3:30am)
15. Go home and eat (1) glazed twist donut and drink (4) cups of coffee. (3:50am)
16. Illustrate new s**t and produce promo for whatever you do. (4:00am)
17. Post promo on myspace.com , facebook.com, "your blog" and send emails. (5:15 am)
18. Double check all that s**t and smoke (4) Newports. (5:45)
19. Shut down computer and lightly dose in computer chair. (6:15)
20. Go to bed. (7:00)

Follow these instructions daily from age 20 to 27. Then proceed with success.

Warning!!!!! DO NOT COMPLAIN DURING USE!!!
May cause loss of squad, loss of clientele, loss of doe, unsatisfied spouse and insufficient work hours.

Side effects include:
Grumpiness, Headache, Backache, Staggered breathing, Extra cash, Sneaker addiction, Sleep apnea and painful honesty.

Bung.

OFFICIAL OPENING SON!!

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Damn it's been along time and and alot of checks coming. But finally I have my own studio space. Paint, draw, photo work all that good ish...I've been working my ass off trying to get this ready and of course...I dont FEEL ready but this is just the start. I'm balancing all kinds of things right now and I know all yall that actually read the most beautifullest know exactly what I mean. I can definitely say that I'm gettin in the studio more than ever now and life is becoming a little more simple. A little.

So with all that said I apologize. I've been slacking on "TMB". But I 'm making an oath. At least twice a week I will post and it WILL be on point. I been on the grind and all my hustlers know, aint NO sleep for winners....only powernaps. (1 hr. max)

So I bid all yall hip hoppers, rockers, skaters, bikers, artists, producers, dj's, b-boys, b-girls, photographers, emcees, singers, writers, graf heads, potheads, wet heads, phenes, pimps, hoes, shiesters, hustlers, thugs, punks in the back, skeeo's, bosses, employees, insomniacs, agoraphobics, chatterboxes, illadelphians, humans, aliens, musicians, scally-wags, og's, double og's and triple og's a farewell till next time.

Oh! Oh! I must thank the HATERS. Without you, none of this shit would be worth it. I love fuckin' with your nerves.

Out.